Social · Content · Strategy

Serious work. Ridiculous name.

The agency that runs your social media like it matters — strategy, content, and the follow-up behind it.

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ABOUT.TXT

Yes, that's the name. Everyone asks.

We're a social media agency. We run the accounts, make the work that goes in them, and keep the whole thing pointed at something the business actually needs.

The name is a joke. The strategy, the production schedule, and the reporting are not.

  • 0 Accounts managed
  • 0 Posts shipped
  • 0 Years running

CONTENT.TXT

The work that actually goes out.

Reels, stories, carousels — made on a schedule, not scraped together the night before. Real work replaces these frames once assets are cleared.

  • Reels

  • Stories

  • Carousels

APPROACH.TXT

Four things, in this order.

  1. 01

    Audit what's there

    The accounts, the numbers, and the comments — read properly before anyone suggests a change.

  2. 02

    Set the strategy

    Who it's for, what it's for, and what we stop doing. Agreed before anything gets made.

  3. 03

    Make the work

    Production on a schedule you can see, with approvals that don't stall the calendar.

  4. 04

    Grow and report

    What moved, what didn't, and what changes next month — in plain language.

CLIENTS.TXT

Placeholder — waiting on the client list.

Logos and quotes go here once we have them, with written permission to use each one.

  • Slot 01

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  • Placeholder quote. Replace with a real, approved sentence from a real client — this text is written to hold the shape, not to be read.

    Placeholder Name

    Role, Company

  • Second placeholder quote. Same rule — nothing here is a claim, and none of it should survive to launch.

    Placeholder Name

    Role, Company

PACKAGES.TXT

Placeholder — pricing not set.

Three shapes to react to — a one-off audit, a fixed-scope sprint, and ongoing management. Names, prices, and what sits in each are all still open.

  • Audit tier

    $—

    Price to be confirmed

    Placeholder — a one-off look at what's running now.

    • Account and content audit
    • Competitor scan
    • Findings session
    • Recommendations document
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  • Sprint tier

    Most chosen

    $— /sprint

    Price to be confirmed

    Placeholder — a fixed block of strategy and production.

    • Content strategy
    • Fixed-scope production block
    • Editing and post-production
    • Scheduling and publishing
    • Wrap-up report
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  • Ongoing tier

    $— /mo

    Price to be confirmed

    Placeholder — the accounts run month to month.

    • Day-to-day account management
    • Monthly content production
    • Community management
    • Paid social — scope to be confirmed
    • Monthly reporting
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CONTACT.TXT

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